Wednesday, May 13, 2009

War is about to begin...













Dear Queen,

Did you know, Your Highness, that an Empress ranked higher than a Queen? Or you seemed to know about this fact beforehand. So that now you know, as a reminder, all orders of the Empress must be accomplished full with responsbility, honesty & most important, loyalty. As long as you pay your taxes, take care of your King (if you're a queen consort), your Kingdom etc, I believed the Empress will have no desired to preside over you & your people!

Ooops, not just the Empress you must impress, but the Maharani must be given the same attitude too since both Empress & Maharani are parity in nobility. I'm not sure about the Empress but I'm indeed a Maharani Regnant. So beware 'Your Highness', you might want to send me Strawberry shortcakes every month so that I will do no harm to your precious followers and of course, your King :p. You don't need to send your equestrian since I accept FedEx ngeh3.

Any chances of becoming peers with the Empress & the Maharani? You might want to win the heart of a Shahanshah or Khakhan. They're married? oh no worry, you can simply become their concubine for a while. In the meantime, you can use all kinds of registered "Witches' Potion" to get rid of the official companion of Shahanshah or Khakhan [secret no 1 : the Maharani have loads of Potion, you can get 2.5% cut since you've been good to the Maharani]. You can't do it illegally cause you don't want to end up in the oubliette, do you? Can't help you if that happened [Secret no 2: the Maharani has money crisis, so it might be hard to bail you out :)].

Best of luck Lady Queen although I know what thoughts you have in mind [which is : "Whatsoever, I'm the most beautiful with the perfect bod, & both of you are nothing to be compared with me. I'm still the most outstanding ruler among you all"]. Dah tau darjat still nk bongkak ye!! :p Any other monarch yang nak masuk campur?!! Jom kita lawan Uno, sapa menang dia paling Power!!! akakakakakkakakaka [a Witch's laugh].

p/s Should I be declaring War rite now?

Love letters from the Maharani.



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EmpreSS said...

Maharani, u r totally rite,
there's NO way an Empress wants to decentralize the authority with a Queen whos nobility is ranked below ME.So queen, know your place well..hehe,
like maharani said,u might have to send me strawberry shortcake every month ...whheeehaaaa~
& as for u maharani,what the fish??
id never thought of sharing My dominance with you..
shuh2...
empress equals ALL the ruler of an empire in the whole wide world while maharani is just specific to one or a few realms..gotcha!!

EmpreSS said...

ooo n yes..u can refer here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_and_noble_ranks

Lady_Queen said...

owh Maharani. u're juz happened 2 be a wife to the Maharaja yg hny lah berkuasa kt India jer.

& u The EmpreSS. urself knew dat the only remaining Emperor in the world is in Japan. haha.

but the Queen title is worldwide ok. hehe~ so who is ruling da world now? opkos la Lady_Queen!!!!! weeee~

sorceress said...

Empress - Don't worry. I lined out my territory.

Empress & Lady_Queen - FYI, if a Maharani goes to the West, she'll be called the Empress. Go to certain places, she'll be called of whatever titles that suits the nation language but will never be on the same level as a queen.Get what I mean? ;)

Guess I'm the only Maharani Regnant ever exist :p

nashueX said...

hey~
has the war begun, gals?
coz i'm gonna sit on the couch with popcorns and watch tis~
it's real cool~
=P

upss~
sory for the indecent words to the royal highnessesssssss~~
kehkeh~

EmpreSS said...

dear Maharani ,
u knew that already...so y do u still pick the term 'maharani' which is only used in india??
don tell me u r of indian origin??

sorceress said...

nashueX - you have to be at least a baroness to get involved in this dead heat war :p You might want to be knighted by the Queen first ;)

Empress - Simply bcoz u took the Empress already. haha. & it's better than a Shahanshah or Khakhan. p/s Don't you watch chinese drama?!!

EmpreSS said...

dear maharani,
u choose the name 'maharani' first!!!
at that time, i dont have a nickname yet...n then, 'empress' came to my mind...so, who to blame??

sorceress said...

still u :p

Skinny Legs said...

wats the fuss is all about?

sorceress said...

skinny legs - that's just us!